If you read my blog at all or follow me on twitter, you probably know that I am sort of obsessed with television. I’m not necessarily proud of this, but it is what it is. I’m 35 – my club days are over lol. In any event, I am also a bit [...]

Yeah, sorry about that! When my cameraman/hubby was out of town for a week, I took the opportunity to use my extra free time to go back in time and film a few videos old-style: tripod, no zooming, no angles, etc. They aren’t as good as normal ones when somebody else is behind [...]

Til the Mad Men Season 4 premiere!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. It’s my favorite show ever and I can’t wait. In celebration, I have “Mad Menned Myself” (they even have a fat girl body type to work with!). Think this would cause a stir over at Sterling Cooper?

I love dirty talk, but I do find that I am fairly sensitive to what words I like and what words I hate (I’m getting so picky as I get older! lol). For example, I love cock but think dick sounds immature. I love pussy and even cunt on occasion, but twat/gash/slit/vagina all [...]

I know, I know… serious lack of photo updates the last few weeks! My apologies everybody! Our house and studio has been under some serious remodeling/reorganization in anticipation of selling our place, so we haven’t been able to shoot, but I hope you have at least enjoyed the videos I’ve been posting each [...]

Happy Tax Day! OK, there’s nothing happy about it really, but for the first time in like 7 years I’m getting a refund instead of having to write a check, so that’s sort of exciting! Of course, it’s mainly because we anticipated making more money than we did this past year, which isn’t [...]

I suspect that a lot of people think I spend my days lounging naked, masturbating relentlessly, eating bon-bons, and being waited on hand-and-foot. While that all sounds great, real life is something a little less glamorous, so I thought I would document a typical 24 hours and since I spend most of my day [...]

I’m a rabid Scrabble player on Facebook, but I also love to play “Words with Friends” - a Scrabble-like free app for the iPhone. If anybody else plays, feel free to start a game with me there - my username is “Carrieglitter”!

So, when I get a cold, I don’t just get a cold. I get bronchitis or strep throat or some other equally annoying and stubborn malady. This past weekend, the minute I felt that familiar tickle in my throat (no, not that one you pervs!) I knew I was in for a crappy [...]

For those who haven’t heard, filmmaker (and sometimes actor) Kevin Smith was recently kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight as part of their “too fat to fly” policy. Although he was already seated with the armrests down, the captain of the flight publicly humiliated Smith by having flight attendants escort him off the seated [...]